One of the earliest genres and themes in film history was the vampire horror
story. This noble lineage can be traced back to the silent film days. Like many
long lived family trees some of the more recent branches could use a little
trimming. Such is the case with the latest, and hopefully last, installment of
the Blade saga. It’s not so much that the franchise didn’t warrant a capstone
third film but this flick just got lost along the way. Once again Blade (Wesley
Snipes) is caught between two worlds. As a half-vampire/half-human he has
inherited all the strengths of the vampires with none of their weaknesses, he is
able to move about in the daylight, has super strength and agility and is immune
to such vamp banes as garlic and silver. I guess this means Blade could hide
from his perennial enemies the Vampire Nation is an Italian restaurant. Yes, the
vampires have their own organization, this time lead by Danica Talos (Parker
Posey). It’s a good thing she can’t go out in the daytime; she would be
immediately attacked by any hair stylist that happened upon her. Since the
Vampire Nation has been unable to kill Blade in the past they decided to let the
Federal government take care of things for them. By providing the FBI with a
tape of Blade killing a human, actually a vampire familiar, Blade is now wanted
for about twelve hundred murders. All this is to keep Blade out of the vamps
fangs while they hunt for the progenitor of them all, the original Dracula
(Dominic Purcell). His vampire DNA is so pure and powerful that he can operate
in the daytime. It seems that Danica and crew want to engage in a little vampire
gene therapy.
Now what would a third installment be without some fresh blood. True to the
format of the Blade movies Whistler (Kris Kristofferson) once again is killed
off. It seems that he leaves behind a daughter Abigail (Jessica Biel) who has
trained with one purpose in mind, be the next vampire slayer. She is joined with
Hannibal King (Ryan Reynolds), an ex vampire who was cured by the same serum
that restored Whistler back in the second film. Abby is expert at archery and
martial arts, using a light saber like bow to zap the vampires. Hannibal fights
his way out of most situations cracking jokes along the way. They naturally join
forces with a reluctant, ‘I work alone’, Blade. It seems that there must be a
real estate agent out there that caters to super hero and villain hideouts.
Blade is housed in a huge warehouse complete with a myriad of catwalks and more
electrical power than most cities have. I have to wonder where he comes up with
the rent each month. The trio goes out into the night not only to clear Blade’s
name but to hunt down the master of all vampires and spot their nefarious plan
exploding more vampires than Buffy could ever dream about.
The casting here for the most part seems scientifically calculate to bring in
the widest demographic possible. Every film that stars Wesley Snipes he is
always the epitome of cool (possible exception here is Wong Foo). He has an
attitude that just jumps off the screen. Few actors can pull off the black
leather outfit they way he does. If you read the graphic novels that this series
is based upon you have to picture Snipes in this role. The two younger leads are
trying to break into new acting territory, action films. Ryan Reynolds is a
brilliant comedic actor. I have been a fan of his since seeing him in a funny
yet largely overlooked television series ‘Two guys and a girl’. Now know best
for his performance in Van Wilder. He brings that sense of comedy here affording
some much needed relief to the almost constant bloodshed this flick contains. To
be fair, he did buff up for this role and he is quite capable here. Speaking of
buffing up Jessica Biel obviously did a lot of training for this role. She has
been trying to shed the good girl image she gained in the long running 7th
Heaven by taking a lot of roles in less than critically acclaimed horror flicks.
Here her main purpose is to give the guys something to look at as she kills the
vamps in her fetish inspired outfits. The two of them fight and bicker as the
world as we know it is about to be destroyed. Parker Posey once was the
undisputed queen of independent films. Now, she has been taking quirky roles,
usually as an overly domineering female of some authority. She plays Danica in
the traditional over the top fashion but her talent makes it work.
The director of this opus is David S. Goyer. While this is his sophomore
effort in the director’s chair he has a long resume as a writer of horror
flicks. Among his credits are all three Blade flicks as well as the soon to be
released Batman Returns. While his scripts are somewhat predictable considering
the genre he manages to keep the kinetic energy always set to maximum. The use
of techno pounding music is somewhat distracting, it gives too much of a feel of
a video game instead of a serious film. The overall pacing was off here. Instead
of a roller coaster feel, action waxing and waning, giving the audience a chance
to recover some, there is a headlong rush to get to the blood parts. The
exposition is lost, not there is much story line in the first place. Hopefully,
Goyer will have some better vehicles ahead of him, he has the talent, he just
needs a place to show it off.
New Line does know how to master a DVD. The audio pounds with a visceral
impact that is not only heard but felt, the channel separation is far above
average. The sound field that is created is exceptional. The audio is presented
in Dolby 5.1 and DTS ES. The DTS does provide much better back field. The video
is very well done with no visible artifacts, quite a feat considering all the
CGI inter cut scenes and fast paced action. The two commentaries where nothing
special, pretty much just some details of the production, there is also a
blooper reel that shows how the cast and crew blew off some steam. The two
alternate endings where actual not up to the one they went with. New Line is
releasing both a rated and unrated version. Surely, most out there will go for
the unrated. If you have the other two get this to complete the set. For the
rest of you out there, go with the first Blade.