Most of us can remember those carefree days as
children when we would wake up hours before our parents. We would grab a box of
cereal and head for the living room to watch some Saturday morning television.
Usually among the cartoons the local stations would have some sort of show that
featured an adult host surrounded by puppets. He would introduce the cartoons
and other features as well as put on sketches for our youthful amusement. If you
take one of these beloved shows from our childhood and gave it a massive does of
some psychotropic drugs you would wind up with ‘Comedy Central's TV Funhouse’.
It looks and sounds like one of those old time shows but the content is
definitely not for children. In fact it is sure to insult or upset a good
portion of the adult population. This is rude, crude and socially unacceptable.
It is also extremely funny in a perverse kind of way. The series is from the
warped mind of Robert Smigel. If you are a regular viewer of Saturday Night
Live, Conan O’Brian or Comedy Central you are familiar with his work. For SNL he
created the first variation of TV Funhouse with regular features like ‘The
Ambiguously Gay Duo’, ‘Fun with Real Audio’ and ‘The X Presidents’. His work
with Conan gave us one of his most memorable characters ‘Triumph the Insult
Comic Dog’. This cigar chopping hand puppet is so insulting that people have
tried to hit him as if he was real. For Comedy Central Smigel took the basic
premise he created for SNL and ran with it. He made a full blown parody of the
old Saturday morning series as twisted as possible. It is noted on the DVD box
set that no material used in SNL is present in this collection. The basic
concepts of weird cartoons and psychologically disturbed superheroes are in
here. Also included are a bunch of animals that are deeply deranged.
The human host for this madhouse is Doug Dale, known
simply as Doug the Host. he plays the role as if he was back in the fifties and
this was a real kids show. In some ways this is reminiscent of ‘Pee Wee’s
Playhouse’ only ramped up (or down) several notches of depravity. Each episode
usually has some sort of theme or special day like ‘Western Day’ or ‘Caveman
Day’. If you think seems harmless then you have never seen this show. Along with
Doug are his pals the ‘Anipals’. They may look cute and cuddly but they are the
most disgusting, over sexed creatures ever imagined. Occasionally there are some
real animals added to the mix. While no animals were harmed in the making of
this series there is no guarantee about the humans on set. There were only eight
episodes made and broadcast and this set has them all. The DVD box looks like
something from a fifties kid show or a comic book. Please, consider the mental
health of any children in the house and do not leave this DVD set within the
reach of children. You will have to pay for their therapy for many years to
come.
The first episode is ‘Western Day’. The cartoon
opening has parents coming into a little boy’s room while he is still sleep. The
pull him from the bed, hardly awake, push a bowel of cereal in his hands and
plop him in front of the TV. Yes, back then parents didn’t need day care or a
sitter, there was Saturday morning TV for the little tikes. Doug goes out and
buys a box labeled ‘Western Day’ and goes back to the brightly colored
playhouse. He is now dressed in the most outlandish fifties children cowboy
outfit ever with huge chaps, hat western shirt. The Anipals are less than
thrilled about donning their cowboy hats. Chickie the roster is having problems
at home. His wife is having her period and won’t have sex with him. Okay, you
were warned that this is not for the kids. The Anipals decide they would what go
to Tijuana for a good time. The first cartoon Doug shows is ‘Wonderman’. The
style is exactly like the old thirties Superman cartoons. When Wonderman is not
fighting crime he is using his x-ray vision to look under women’s clothing and
get women t have sex with his secret identity. Down in Mexico Chickie winds up
at a cock fight against some pretty intense competition and is basically torn to
pieces. There is also a fantastic parody of the fifties school films we used to
have to sit through in class. The one here was on mnemonics. The music and
grainy picture is just how we all remember these ‘educational’ film strips. Some
of the mnemonic devices they come up with border on the obscene.
Each episode in the set goes through the same format
with the expected variations in which cartoons or features are shown. There is
one that makes Oprah’s boy friend, Stedman, into a cartoon hero. The sketches
with the Anipals are the dirtiest and often the funniest around. There is a
scene where the cat gives birth to a puppy and the dog in the crew has to
confess to what he did. In this one a real puppy is shoved out between the legs
of the felt cat puppet. The last episode has human guest stars; John Ritter and
George Wendt. Besides the sexual situations and language there are plenty of
jokes about getting stoned. One sketch is called ‘The Baby, the Immigrant, and
the guy on mushrooms.’ It is widely off beat and hysterical. Triumph the Insult
dog makes an appearance and has a fight with another one of the Anipals over a
prostitute. In another segment the Anipals are sold for animal testing in a lab;
very gross.
Part of the basic premise of this series is
demonstrated by the opening sequence. Our parents would just sit us in front of
the TV and go off about their day. Most didn’t really know what we were
watching. There were no parental watchdog groups back then and if something like
this was on the moms and dads would never find out. It is like the old kids show
with Soupy Sales. He told the kids watching to wait for their parents to go
asleep and take the green paper out of their wallets and send it to him. He also
managed to sneak the spelling of the infamous ‘F’ word in one of his shows. The
parents just were aware of the content of children’s television. This is what
made this series so brilliant. It looks and sounds right but is completely
inappropriate for the kids.
It only lasted for the eight episodes here but now
they are on DVD through Comedy Central and Paramount Home Entertainment. This is
a riot and if you don’t mind the content is extremely funny to watch.