Perhaps the strangest form of comedy is the roast. This time honored format
has been around since the Friar’s club started the tradition back in the 1920’s.
Basically, a person is subjected to every form of insult and degradation
possible at the hands of friends and associates. The form came to television in
the sixties when Dean Martin hosted as series of these events for his television
show. Since television standards had to be maintained those roasts were greatly
diluted from the behind the scenes ones the Friar’s club would hold. Television
would once again be witness to roast when in 1998 the Comedy Central cable
network made an agreement with the Friar’s Club. When that contract ended the
network began to televise new roasts of popular celebrities. One of the most
recent targets the former rapper and current ‘celebrity’ reality TV star, Flavor
Flav. He first gained recognition back in the early eighties as a member of the
rap group ‘Public Enemy’ but a whole new generation knows him now. Flav has been
a center piece in what seems like most of the celebrity oriented reality series
on VH1. he started out on their "Big Brother’ take off ‘The Surreal Life’ where
he met actress ‘Brigitte Nielsen’. Their romance was covered in ‘Strange Love’
and when they broke up Flav went on to two seasons on ‘Flavor of Love’ where he
emulated the ‘Bachelor’ by voting off young ladies from a group until he found
the one for him. Even that series had its own spawn with ‘I Love New York’ based
on one of the rejects from Flavor. Many of those rejected wound up on yet
another series named ‘Flavor of Love Charm School’. Now the Comedy Central roast
of Flav is available on DVD thanks to Comedy Central and their distributor,
Paramount Home Entertainment.
Since a lot of the shows on Comedy Central is a bit adult they have to be
heavily edited before airing. This means that a show like the roast under
consideration here has a large percentage of beeps on the sound track to cover
the objectionable words. One way they have found around this is to air the
programs late at night uncensored. Here in New York City the cut off time is
usually 1AM. Another way they have to bring the audience the unedited and uncut
versions of their series is their DVD line. The DVD of Flav’s roast is
completely uncensored and contains material not even attempted in the broadcast
version. With his goofy, slight frame, gold teeth, horned Viking helmets and
ever present oversized clock chained around his neck Flavor Flav is the perfect
subject for a roast.
The roast was hosted by rapper Katt Williams who adds his own quips between
introducing the numerous roasters. Typical of the format Flav sits center stage
surrounded by those that will roast him. Each one in turn goes to the podium and
in front of the live audience throws every imaginable insult at Flav and the
others on the dais. Williams begins with a little film retrospective of Flav
that he assures the audience cannot be remember by Flav. Finally Flav comes in
flying on wires over the audience and takes his seat. Williams makes a brief
speech warning that there will be gratuitous use of the ‘N’ word but looking at
the people in attendance it stands for ‘Nobodies’.
The first roaster is Comedy Central’s go to guy, Greg Giraldo. He starts off
attacking his fellow roasters stating that Williams is like afrosheen, white
people have heard of him but no one is sure what he does. To Ice T he goes after
him being older than most on the panel saying the first thing he bought with his
rap money was his freedom. After going through all the guests he turns to Flav
describing him as an ‘oily cadaver’. Next up is the actress Sommore. She says
that there are so many gangster rappers there it is the first time security is
protecting the audience from the performers. For his first season on Law & Order
Ice T couldn’t break old habits and kept getting in the back of the squad car.
When Jimmy Kimmel takes the stage things start to get moving. He is extremely
comfortable with the roast format and gets right into it. He jokes that this is
the first time Flav has ever spoken in a room filled with white people without
being sworn in first. One joke by Kimmel included here caused some controversy
when he said that Chris Benoit, convicted of killing his family, was a better
father than Flav.
One of the original rappers Ice T takes center stage. He tells Flav that he
has so many kinds that Chucky Cheese told him to move in. Like most of the
others Ice T goes after the Flavor of Love girls in the audience stating that
the reason Flav gave them all nicknames is so their testimony wouldn’t hold up
in court. Comedy Central’s usual roast master Jeff Ross comes up. He tells Falv
that he looks like Whoopie Goldberg and Gollum had an abortion. Ross wonders how
it’s possible to embarrass a crack head wearing a Viking helmet. Flav looks so
bad that starving children send him fifty cents a day. The show lags a bit when
Carrot Top comes up. It really goes down with Flav’s ex girlfriend Brigitte
Nielsen starts up. She doesn’t have the comic timing for a gig like this. The
momentum starts to come back with Patton Oswalt who is well versed in this style
of comedy. It goes into high gear with Snoop Dogg who begins telling everyone
how high he is. Saving one of the better performances for last they bring on
Lisa Lampanelli. Her stock in trade is insult humor often revolving around her
preference for black men. She is obscene vulgar and extremely funny. It is a
wonder how any of her act made it on the uncensored version of this roast. It
all winds up with Flav getting some time to respond. While not as funny as those
before him he does end on a high note.
Comedy Central provides more than just the uncensored version of this roast
on the DVD. The bonus features include segments on both the pre and post show
antics of the performers. There is also a Flav eye view of the backstage. This
is funny but be warned it is adult humor. This is a perfect disc for a party
with your friends just makes sure the kids are fast asleep.
Posted 01/23/08