Popularity is an elusive quantity, easy to define difficult to maintain and
frequently impossible to obtain. It is most readily associated with those
hormonally driven years known as the teens but let’s be honest here, it deeply
permeates every faction of our culture. At work the popular people get the
choice assignments which translate to the best pay and prestigious. The popular
men and women just seem to have successful lives that are envied from afar by
those of lesser social standings. Some experts have documented this ‘alpha’
status in many animals citing it as a normal aspect of life on this planet. I’m
realistically certain that the Cro-Magnons hanging out in the cool cave made fun
of the Neanderthals still trying to get fire. Status and the associated
materialistic affectations have always played a critical part in the social tier
structure that is imbedded in our species at its most fundamental level. In this
respect high school can be viewed as a reasonable microcosm of our social
hierarchy and innate directives. When you think about it one of the earliest
stories most children are exposed to concerning the power and cultural
importance of popularity is ‘Cinderella’. Shunned as a scullery maid/step sister
through magical intervention she is transformed into the most popular maiden at
the King’s ball and eventually winds up becoming his bride elevating her far
above her tormentors.
No one knows how to tell a variation of geek to chic than the Walt Disney
Studios. They not only have cornered the Cinderella market but have fully
explored the reverse transformation in order to examine the impact of losing
your ‘Cool factor’ resulting in an abrupt and socially cataclysmic loss of
popularity. Basically they are different vantage points telling the same story
with identical didactic overtones. The most recent flick in the Disney Channel
Original Movie series is ‘Geek Charming’. This anti-Cinderella story follows a
superficial teen girl through a fate worse than death, the loss of her precious
popularity. It has everything we have come to expect from this type of Disney
movie starting with an exceptionally attractive cast including a young actress
taking here turn in the media spotlight. It also contains the requisite morality
play presented with the veneer of kid friendly entertainment. The acting and
plot development is sufficiently well done so that parents will run screaming
from the room; you can sit there and enjoy a pleasant movie night with the
entire family.
Dylan Schoenfield (Sarah Hyland) is the quintessential high school queen bee
diva. She is completely self-absorbed to an almost unbelievable level.
Condescending to the faculty and overtly rude to the rest of the student body
she struts through the halls flanked by her mean girl obligatory toadies; Hannah
(Vanessa Morgan) and Lola (Lili Simmons). The miniscule numbers of neurons they
share between them are entirely dedicated to affirming every ridiculous; pseudo
French utterance that escapes from between Dylan’s impeccably glossed lips. They
are literally trained in classic Pavlovian conditioning to respond to the snap
of Dylan’s manicured fingers. Girls like Dylan are so accustomed to getting
their way and immediate gratification of her slightest whim that she never had
to develop the skill set suitable for long term planning. She is so certain that
the world will yield to suit her desires that she can only focus on short term,
superficial objectives. The one that she is targeting at the moment is the
lauded crown of Blossom queen. If, no when, Dylan achieves this exalted title
she will become "the most popular girl in Woodlands Academy, ever". The only
possible threat to Dylan’ ascent to the throne is rival diva, Nicole Paterson
(Andrea Brooks). She was able to mobilize much of the varsity squads to support
her campaign. When Dylan seeks help in the form of a professional media team
from her father (Andrew Airlie), he dismisses her stating she is bright and
should work it out on her own. Dylan has a humiliating encounter with the
president of the school’s film club, Josh Rosen (Matt Prokop) when he slams into
her in the lunchroom covering her Tuna Noodle Casserole. To be fair it wasn’t
his fault he was blinded by an inconsiderate perfume spray issued by Dylan. He
is in a creative slump unable to come up with an idea for a very important film
competition and is given only one day to submit a proposal.
Kismet seems in full force when Josh sees Dylan’s expensive new handbag fall
into the fountain at the mall. He swoops in to retrieve it and is about to be
summarily dismissed by Dylan until he offers the bag in exchange for being the
subject of his documentary. His concept is an examination of the insubstantial
life of a high school popular girl; her idea is s vanity piece building her up
to assure her the Blossom Queen crown. The story progresses through the standard
Disney three act tween films. After the cursory introduction of compulsory
archetypes we get some deeper insight into Dylan. She was not always a queen
bee. At one time she won the science fair with her now estranged former best
friend Amy Loubalu (Sasha Pieterse).it turns out that Josh has a crush on Amy at
first. It turns out that not only is Dylan intelligent, an aspect of her
personality she hides to boost her popularity, and she does have a sensitive
side. As part of a long standing tradition Dylan’s mother died when she was
eight; initiating her descent into the shallow end of the personality pool. Once
Josh begins filming a series of predicable circumstances seem to conspire
against Dylan striping her of the trappings of her popular ranking. This causes
her to reevaluate her life in time for a third act revelation and happy ending.
The movie hits every point necessary in this extremely well established
format. The cast is part of the latest group of extended Disney family headed by
Hyland who is a costar in the ABC network’s hit sit com ‘Modern Family’. Prokop
is at the start of his Team Disney studio grooming with small roles on Disney
Channel staples as ‘Good Luck Charlie’ and ‘High School Musical 3’. There is a
lot to be said about the Disney studio system as a means to develop young
talent. Adding to this motif is seen in the extras; ten full episodes of their
tween dance sit com ‘Shake it up’. Rather than commit to an independent DVD
release of the series they are testing the waters and reinforcing the exposure
of the series second season. it is a good buy for parents and enjoyable for all
ages.