There is something inherent in human nature that
results in a need to prove you are better than anyone else. This need for
competition is in both genders but lets face it guys, our Y chromosome must have
some supercharger for this trait since we are known for taking on the stupidest
dares possible. This usually dyes down as a personality trait sometime after
puberty; actually it just gets focused in different directions. Instead of
eating worms or running through a yard with a mean dog guys move to competitions
involving the opposite sex or getting that corner office at work. While most of
us make that transition to adult competition but lately it would appear that
some guys never grow up. There are, of course the Jackass and Steve-O types
where the stunts they pull will hopefully exclude them from the reproductive
part of the population. Then there are Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice. These two
friends have been making a living competing with each other for their television
series aptly named ‘Kenny vs. Spenny’. This is a juvenile series where tow
ostensibly grown men act like idiots. I have to admit that when I first heard
about it I didn’t have much hope of enjoying watching the show. I was wrong; it
is extremely funny in a strange, almost mesmerizing way. Almost like a traffic
accident that you can’t turn your head from this show pulls you in to its unique
brand of insanity. Okay, I am not in the target demographic which is mostly
stoned out frat guys. For those of us of more mature years this is like going
back in time to watch the kid in the playground who would eat any gross bug for
a dime. There is a childlike quality here that makes the stupidity on display
funny in a guilty pleasure sort of way. This series started in Canada and the
United States distribution rights were purchased by the Comedy Central network.
Now, they are releasing the entire first season on DVD. Well, that is a little
misleading. What is called the first season here in the States is actually the
forth season of the series from the Canadian point of view.
The format of each episode is pretty much the same.
Kenny and Spenny decide on some sort of challenge. These are not much more
advanced than what a couple of kids in the school yard or some drunken college
guys at a bar would devise. They can range from who can stand up the longest or
who would look better in drag. There are basically two major categories that the
challenges can take. There are those that are objective where the results can be
determined my something tangible such as who can avoid using their arms the
longest. Then there are the subjective objectives like which one of the guys is
the sanest. Actually with that particular case even the premise is highly prone
to debate. Kenny has always wanted to be a film maker and has been working to
fulfill that goal since his age was in the single digits. He has been a writer
on ‘South Park’ and the animated ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’. Spenny is also
a Canadian who has been friends with Kenny since early childhood. He has less on
the way of formal credits and is usually the more rule oriented of the two. He
typically wants to make sure the criteria of the competition is outlined in
detail to prevent Kenny from finding any ways around the rule set for that
particular endeavor. Kenny is often painted as the villain of the pair. He is
willing to bend or even break the rules where possible in order to win the
competition. Spenny, on the other hand, is the more by the book, moral one. In
some ways this gives the show a little touch of good versus evil aspect to it.
On one level this is a fantastic parody of all the insipid so called reality
shows that have flooded the television networks lately. They poke fun of things
like ‘Fear Factor’ and do so extremely effectively. This series has as its
executive producers the weird minds behind ‘South Park’; Matt Parker and Trey
Stone so you pretty much know what to expect; gross, puerile fun.
This series is definitely not for the kids out there.
This is demonstrated with the first challenge of the season; who can go the
longest without getting an erection. This sounds like something right out of
some sleep away boy’s summer camp. Kenny starts right off trying to put Spenny
off his game. He tells the camera that Spenny tried to entice him into a three
way once, rubs Spenny’s bathing suit on his gentiles and butt and puts a gay
pride flag over his bed. Typical of the series there is little to no attempt
made to hide the cameras or microphones; they are almost always in the shot.
Both of the guys have to wear bathing suites so the looser will be obvious.
Kenny starts off making sure he will not get excited by having one of the crew
hit him in the groin with the peddle of a bass drum. Yes, this is the extent
that he will go to in order to win. Kenny’s strategy is to get Spenny
frustrated. Back in grade school he got frustrated while giving a presentation
in class and got an erection so Kenny plans to use this fact against his friend.
As is typical the time period for the event is three days. If at the end of that
time there is no distinct winner they go for a winner take all special
competition or situation.
Other competitions are equally gross or childish. In
one episode the competition was to pass the biggest, noisiest fart. Kenny tries
to get Spenny to eat some of his gas producing chill but unknown to Spenny he
has put anti-gas medication in the concoction. Another episode tries to see who
can stay tied to a goat the longest or who can eat the most meat. There is one
competition that treads very close to going over the line. It was who could
endure the most torture. The specific events included getting electrical shocks
from a dog collar, inserting a hot dog furthest up their rectums and being used
as a human piñata by a group of children. Just remember these are life long best
friends doing this to each other. Just imagine what people who don’t like them
would do. Largely because of his willingness to cheat Kenny usually wins
although Spenny does take the day on several occasions. Whoever looses the
competition has to endure a humiliation. These can range from licking the
doorknob on an adult bookstore to making out with an elderly lady or having the
Canadian farting champion, well you see where this is going. One of the sickest
humiliations had Spenny rolled down a hill in a huge plastic sphere filled with
dog feces. You can easily see why Kenny is usually so willing to cheat to win.
Typical of a lot of the series on Comedy Central this
one comes to DVD completely uncensored. The language is on the rough side and
not for those out there easily offended. It includes two episodes previously not
seen here in the States. While not for everyone this is great fun for a night
with some more resilient friends.