One of the most enduring questions that have faced humanity is the difference
between the inanimate and he living. In the he Hebrew Scriptures word referring
to that ineffable quality frequently translated as ‘soul’ is ‘Nephesh’ or later
on in the Greek/Christian scriptures as either psuche or pneuma. In both cases
the word transliterates to the act of respiration, a generally accepted criteria
for the designation of living. Throughout the age’s folklore, mythology and
fiction have employed crossing the line of what is living typically with
horrific results. Long before Mary Shelley frightened the world with her ghastly
tale, Frankenstein, Jewish mythology described a creature called the Golem.
Molded from clay and animated by ancient incantations the creature would become
and unstoppable agent of death, destruction and retribution. This venerable plot
device has persistent long into our era of scientific enlightenment and
technological wonders. What exactly differentiates the living from the inanimate
remains a mystery and current science fiction still has to fall back of some
mysterious force to bring the lifeless to life. This is clearly demonstrated in
the rather successful ‘Transformer’ franchise that surrounds the mystical with
an advanced technology. One of the most recent additions to this timeless trend
is a flick called ‘Metal Shifters’. The original title of the movie was ‘Iron
Invader’ but the new title infers a tenuous connection with the lucrative
‘Transformers’ series. There is a Russian connection here that helped to
justified the original title providing a touch of classic fifties Communist
paranoia feel to the proceedings. This film has all the required tropes and
archetypes that define this particular sub genre and disputed the frequently
hackney plot points there is a nicely played glimmer of novel twist to the
flick. This is one of the series of flicks often referred to as SyFy Channel’s
Saturday Night Specials. Typically they are inexpensively made movies as
original movies for the cable network or imports from lesser venues to fill in
the void in programming that Saturday prime time has become. Some of these films
are notoriously dreadful but a few are reminiscent of the ‘B’ creature features
we watched in matinee performances at the local movie house. This particular
movie is thankfully on the right slope of the bell curve bringing it in an s a
fairly good popcorn flick.
Greg Aupolous is like many living in rural America, just trying to scratch
out a meager living. On night it seemed as if the answers to his prayers were
about to happen. A streak of light from the blackness of space heralds something
crashing to earth. Greg seeks out the object coming across a bit of metal, a
piece of an abandoned Russian satellite. He decides to recover it not noticing
some green goop that is on the fragment. It quickly moves to cover his hand
resulting in a painful, disfiguring death. I guess that Greg never had a chance
to see the cult classic monster movie, ‘The Blob’. The one thing that this early
Steve McQueen movie teachers us is never disturb extraterrestrial goo; it never
turns out good for any involved. Remember kids; do not poke space slime with a
stick or attempt to take it home. It is not worth it. Never taunt happy fun
ball. Also witnessing the unplanned reentry were a pair of brothers Jake (Kavan
Smith) and Ethan (Colby Johannson). They also go off after the fallen dish. The
pair are working on fulfilling their dream; opening their own inn. They hope the
money they get from selling the formerly orbiting scrap with generate much
needed revenue bringing that dream closer. Te intended purchaser of the strange
metal is Earl (Donnelly Rhodes) a local artist that takes bits and pieces of
discarded metal fashioning it into sculptures. His current artistic vision is an
anthropomorphic piece he titled ‘Iron Golem’. The piece of metal the brothers
brought over would top of the work exceptionally well. Unfortunately the highest
he can go for it is much less than Ethan expected $800. On their way back the
Brother rub across Jakes’ Jake's old High School girlfriend Amanda (Nicole de
Boer) and her daughter Claire (Merrit Patterson).Amanda just became divorced and
is staying with her Aunt while she sorts things out. Meanwhile, back at Earl’s
studio his work is taking form and is almost complete, a segment of the dish
covered with the goo leaps on the statue animating it. Earl is rendered
unconscious as the metallic monster sets off on the road murdering a trucker.
The next stop is the Aunt’s house where Amanda and Clair manage to escape
although the aunt was not quite so fortunate. In another nod to the classic Blob
story some kids know the truth and attempt to warn others but Deputy Jenny (Chelah
Horsdal), refuse to believe them. I know that this similarity to a movie I have
always loved should have annoyed me but strangely enough I took it as homage. I
have the distinct impression that the filmmaker Paul Ziller was a fan of that
flick. Much of his career as a director has been involved with creating these
movies for SyFy including ‘Ice Quake’, ‘Ba’al’ and ‘Yeti: Curse of the Snow
Demon’. He has also worked on a few respectable science fiction television
series such as ‘Pain Killer Jane’ and Stargate: Atlantis. Some directors like
Ziller have built their career on these quick and cheap flicks and their efforts
should be considered as a specific niche in the broad spectrum of science
fiction. In typical fashion at least one convention worthy star of Sci-Fi must
be present in the cast. In this case it is Nicole de Boer. She co-starred in
‘Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and "The Dead Zone’ with featured appearances in the
Showtime revival of ‘The Outer Limits’. The plot is well presented and paced
very well for this brand of movie. It may not have the best special effects but
like the old movies of our youth the purpose is not to create a special effects
wonder but something enjoyable to watch.