Each year millions of people read and enjoy romance
novels. They are a guilty pleasure, mostly for women. The demographic spans
everything from PhD to blue collar workers. Often they are read in bubble baths
or at the beach. They are one of the ultimate fantasies where the beautiful
damsel in distress is always rescued at the last minute by the ruggedly handsome
hero. As he sweeps her into to his tan and muscular arms the book ends and the
readers have their vicarious romance fulfilled. It should come as little
surprise that the romance novel is one of the most popular and sellable novels
around. There have been many attempts to bring this format to movies but most
fail to capture the imagination of the audience. That is until one film came on
the scene in 1984; ‘Romancing the Stone’. Technically it is a satire of the
romance novel with a much broader appeal than the books. This is a completely
enjoyable romp around the world filled with greed, adventure and, of course,
romance. At the time of the theatrical release the second of the Indiana Jones
movies was just about to come out many feel that this is at least in part a
spoof of those flicks. There may be a grain of truth to this hypothesis but
mostly this is a humorous romance novel come to life. This film was a surprised
hit for 20th Century Fox. They were pleasantly amazed when it turned
out to be their big, and some would say only, hit of the year. This is a classic
comedy that is one not to miss. It has been out on regular DVD for awhile now
with a couple of variations back in 2006. Like many such popular titles it is
getting a new lease on life with a Blu-ray edition. One thing that is great with
this format is how many of the studios are pulling out older titles and giving
them a fresh start in this high definition format. In fact you can also get the
sequel, ‘Jewel of the Nile’ in its new Blu-ray release.
There are several writers associated with this story
but the credit went to Diane Thomas. She only has two credits to her name, this
and the sequel. Tragically Thomas died in a car accident shortly after penning
‘Jewel of the Nile’. At the time she was working on a script for ‘Temple of
Doom’. The basic story for this film is absolutely fantastic. We have all seen
romance novels and you have to wonder what kind of incredible lives the authors
must live. Thomas gives us a peak at the woman behind the curtain, Joan Wilder
(Kathleen Turner). She is one of the top writers in her profession but is
reticent to even leave her apartment. It takes a desperate message from her
sister to pull her out of her well defined safety zone into a world of danger
and adventure. With this Thomas cuts to the core of what makes romance novels so
popular. A woman can live vicariously through the heroine to experience love,
danger and adventure all from the safety of their home. In this story Joan has
made a very good living providing such adventures but writing about life and
living it are two completely different things. For once she has to become the
heroine and face the world. There is a feel here that any regular person could
be drawn into a story like this and that sells the movie.
Now the name of Robert Zemeckis is well known as a
director of considerable merit. At the time he directed this film he was just
starting out in his career. He had a few films out prior to this most notably a
teen road trip flick called ‘I Wanna Hold Your Hand’ about a group of girls
venturing off to New York City to see the Beatles. It was a fun flick and helped
him prepare for the female adventure here. A year after this film was released
life for Zemeckis would drastically change when he directed the first of his
‘Back to the Future’ trilogy. He also went on to directing such films as the
Academy Award winning ‘Forrest Gump’. Zemeckis has a natural style in his films.
He never tries to push things instead letting the humanity of the characters
tell the story. It would seem that combining action, comedy and romance in a
single film is very difficult. All three of these genres are so well defined
that at times the rule sets have to conflict. Zemeckis gets around this with
amazing skill. He blends the formats with the precision of a master chef
creating a new dish from standard ingredients. The thing that carries this film
is how Zemeckis gets the audience immediately involved in the lives of the main
characters. Joan is someone that many of us know; a woman too wrapped up in her
work to have a life. The make lead, Jack Colton (Michael Douglas) is the
perennial bad boy. He is full of mischief but when the chips are down
dependable. There are firmly defined character arcs for both in this film. Joan
has to learn to come out of her shell while Jack has to come to understand that
there are people to care about other than himself.
The film opens in the midst of one of Joan’s novels.
The lovely Angelina (Kymberly Herrin) is being threatened by the dastardly
Grogan (Ted White). Even after he obtains the object that he is chasing he wants
more; Angelina’s virtue. Just in the nick of time the handsome hero Jesse
(William H. Burton), saves the day and kisses the girl passionately. Joan
celebrates with a drink made from a little airplane bottle. Joan’s agent is very
pleased that they have another hit on their hands. Back in her apartment Joan
opens a package from her brother-in-law which is a surprise since he was
recently murdered. Thugs have kidnapped her sister Elaine (Mary Ellen Trainor)
and the map that is in the package is the ransom. Joan has to take the next plan
to South America to save her sister. Once in Columbia Joan immediately gets
lost. She runs into a near do well adventurer Jack and promises him $375 in
traveler’s checks to help her. The map is the key to finding a large emerald
that everyone wants. Along the way Joan and Jack meet up with an assortment of
characters including the nefarious chief of the secret police, Zolo (Manuel
Ojeda), a pair of incompetent thieves, Ralph (Danny DeVito) and Ira (Zack
Norman) and a drug smuggler Juan (Alfonso Arau). Fortunately for Joan Juan is a
big fan of her novels and offers to help. Much of the action is pure slapstick
and is great fun to watch. Joan and jack get into some of the most unlikely
predicaments only to make it out at the last moment.
The film is light hearted and pure enjoyment. It is
the kind of comedy that the family can watch and enjoy together. It is a
refreshing change of pace from the plethora of ‘R’ rated comedies that are so
popular now. Fox has done a very good job in bringing this film to Blu-ray with
a reasonable video transfer and a fresh sounding audio in DTS HD. The extras
from the previous DVD release are also included.