The creature feature is one of the most venerable types of movies around.
Typically they are cheaply made with an emphasis over special effects and scary
makeup than actual storyline or character development. Traditionally they are
one of the first genres that a budding film buff will encounter initiating their
lifelong enthusiasm for cinema. I admit that my own involvement in film began in
the Neighborhood Theater and local scary movie program aired past our bedtimes
on Friday nights. These flicks were pure entertainment even though our young
minds could readily discern a plethora of plot holes and zippers on the sides of
the creatures. We didn’t care about the realism as much as the movie’s ability
to deliver a good time shared with friends. In some way the current generation
has been cruelly denied this experience. They were brought up of state of the
art computer generated special effects and huge budgeted spectacles. All we had
were ‘B’ flicks in the movies, reruns on television and a stack of comic books
under our beds. We grew up with a simpler expectation of what constituted an
enjoyable flick and tend to be better suited to the films like this one, ‘Sharktopus’.
Originally the hideous creatures populating these movies were prehistoric
creatures long though extinct. Later, in the golden age of the format, the
fifties the public feared the effects of radiation. Now recombinant genetics is
the current manifestation of public fear used by filmmakers to explain the
creation of unspeakably blood thirsty monsters rampaging in a reign of terror.
Driven by a blood simple primitive directive to hunt they gluttonously slice and
chomp their way through the tasty local population turning a peaceful community
into all you can eat buffet.
Typically the mad scientist is driven by the prospect of the fame of a major
breakthrough that tends to supersede the moral repercussions or public safety.
What Victor Frankenstein did by sewing together parts of corpses is now done
through the splicing of DNA. Well, this is an exaggeration of the current state
of the technology but that is also consistent with the requisite elements of a
creature feature. The case under examination here is ‘Sharktopus’, an aquatic
artificial mutation that sets out to nosh his way through the seaside tourist
population. Yes, this is an original Saturday night flick broadcast on the SyFy
channel but it does have some merits that make it fun to watch. It was produced
by the king of the ‘B’ horror flick, Roger Corman. Before you jump to
conclusions concerning this man’s oeuvre keep in mind that his informal school
of filmmaking has a list of alumni that encompasses some of the most talented
and powerful directors in the industry including Francis Ford Coppola, Martin
Scorsese, Ron Howard, Peter Bogdanovich, to name just a few. His two
contributions to cinema are enjoyable ‘B’ horror flicks and Academy Award
winning filmmakers.
One significant difference between modern creature features and those made in
the fifties is the role played by the U.S. Military. Just after World War Two
the armed services typically arrives towards the end and with overwhelming
weaponry and tactics swoop in to vanquish the monster and save the day. The
Vietnam era resulted in a reversal in this role where the military contracts out
s new idea for a weapon to an unscrupulous research company for development.
This use of the military industrial complex has replaced the mad scientist and
formed assistant giving us the overly driven researcher out to prove his
discredited theories. Basically it is just the familiar premise cloaked in a new
generation of jargon. The titular creature in this instance started out as a
weaponized genetically altered creature that is, no surprise here, half shark
and half giant octopus. An ironically name ‘think tank’, Blue Water, received
the commission from the U.S. Navy to produce a prototype in hopes it would be an
unstoppable fight force. I guess creating a frog-man was too obvious and nowhere
as scary sounding. Under the diligent watch of the navy liaison, Commander Cox (
Peter Nelson), the lead scientist, Dr. Nathan Sands (Eric Roberts), has managed
to engineer a creature with the killer jaws of a great white and the speed and
agility of an octopus. Although they are brilliant enough to splice the genomes
of the two contributing animals their skill in devising containment protocols is
sorely lacking. The electronic monitoring and control devise easily slips off
the beast during its initial field test. Suppose an implant under the skin
rather than a harness was not considered a viable option, a miscalculation
certain to be brought out in the subsequent wrongful dead civil suits. Now there
is flick I’d like to watch; the legal battle waged by the families of the
devoured.
Another favorite archetype of the creature feature is represented here, the
adult child of the mad scientist. Keeping true to form the obsessed Dr. Sands is
assisted by his beautiful daughter Nicole (Sara Malakul Lane) who is brilliant
and deoted to her father but quickly realizes the inherent danger of the now out
of control project. You know she’s smart because of her school teacher glasses
and subdued hair style. She teams up with the initially mercenary hunter, Andy
Flynn (Kerem Bursin) pleading with him to take the creature alive. For all the
blood and body parts in the water she can’t see her father’s life work summarily
destroyed. Of course while looking for a less lethal approach the tentacle
sporting set of teeth is chewing its way through a yummy group of beach goers
including a few bikini clad morsel, a favorite ploy of Mr. Corman, distract the
predominately male audience with scantily clad women. In all this is a return to
the creature features of our youth and makes for a reasonably workable popcorn
flick. Just go into it like we did back in the day expecting only to have a bit
of an enjoyable diversion.