The art of cinema can do many things. It can enlighten, inform and criticize
society. With all these haughty aspirations we sometimes forget the initial
function of the movies is to entertain. There has always been a genre of film
often dismissed by many in the film industry, ‘B’ flick. There is an honorable
history to these movies but they serve a much needed purpose, they are fun to
watch. One such flick is ‘Snakes On A Plane.' While many films have titles that
are cryptic, this one tells you what to expect. There is a plane, and there are
going to be snakes on it. We have all seen the set up many times over. A group
of people is trapped in some claustrophobic place, in this case, a jumbo jet.
Populate this place with people that not only represent a wide cross section of
standard cinema stereotypes and introduce the menace, poisonous snakes. The
reasons for the people being there as well as any rational for the snakes is
almost a MacGuffin, an old Hitchcock term for something important to the
characters but not the audience. We’re not watching this film for something that
makes sense, we want to see people get bitten by the snakes and the people whack
the serpents with everything in sight. It doesn’t matter if it is a lonely house
with a monster or a summer camp and a serial killer all that matters is it is
fun to watch. Okay, I might as well examine some of the plot lines. After all,
someone out there may care about what brought the reptiles and humans in
contact.
Eddie Kim (Byron Lawson) is the head of a mob family and the target of many
federal investigations. He goes over the line when he orders the death of a
prosecutor who was closing in on him. The Feds manage to get a surfer dude
witness to the murder to testify. Sean Jones (Nathan Phillips), the dude, is
being escorted from Hawaii to Los Angeles by two FBI agents, Neville Flynn
(Samuel L. Jackson) and John Sanders (Mark Houghton). The flight is a red eye,
and as such, it is sparsely populated. Among the other passengers are germaphobe
Rapper Three G (Flex Alexander) and his two massive bodyguards Troy (Kenan
Thompson), who is addicted to video games and the aptly named Big Leroy (and
Keith Dallas). There is also a Paris Hilton wannbe, Mercedes Harbont (Rachel
Blanchard) complete with her fashion accessory Chihuahua, Mary-Kate. A young
Hispanic mother, Maria (Elsa Pataky) is traveling with her infant. Two
unaccompanied minors, Curtis and Tommy Brown (Casey Dubois and Daniel Hogarth)
are also on board as are professional kick boxer Chen Leong (Terry Chen),
honeymooners Tyler (Tygh Runyan), who is deathly afraid to fly and his new wife
Ashley (Emily Holmes). There has to be a curmudgeon on board, and this role
filled by a British businessman Ashley (Emily Holmes). He is upset that he has
been moved to business class from first class at the request of the FBI agents.
The crew consists of flight attendant Claire Miller (Julianna Margulies) who is
about to become a lawyer, senior attendant Grace Bresson (Lin Shaye), the
effeminate Ken Corsett (Bruce James) and co-pilot Rick Archibald (David Koechner).
Instead of just hiring a sniper or explosives expert Eddie has some imaginative
men in his employ. The villians devised an unorthodox plan to silence the
witness before he can testify. The ricidulous method agreed upon enltailed
loading a crate with a plethora of poisonous snakes. Once on board, they
tampered with the ducts so they can slither their way to the passenger
compartment and damage the environmental controls to ensure the temperature is
just right for the little beasties and set a timer to let the snakes out mid
air. Since under current flight regulations you can’t bring a tube of toothpaste
on a flight this must have seemed like something no one in Home Land Security
would every consider.
Understandably a question arises eheather this film made according to a
formula? Yes, of course, that is true, but that is dominant requiste of the
classic ‘B’ flick. Almost every scene is telegraphed to the audience. Let’s see;
we have a man going to the plane’s restroom, a well rounded breast, and an
annoying, yappy dog all surrounded by snakes. Do you have to wonder what is
going to happen? Like the nubile teenage girl who feels the need for a shower in
the middle of the night, we all know the killer is behind the door, but we don’t
care. This is like the flicks I used to go into the city to watch on Saturdays.
We sit there with your friends, hoop, and holler at the screen and eat popcorn.
You don’t analyze the film you just experience it. This is not a move for those
involved with the art of cinema; it is for those of us that love movie. There
are no deep meanings here just, as the title states, snakes on a plane.
There may be a lot of other actors in this flick, but the real focus is on
Samuel L. Jackson. He brings his unique style of swagger and self confidence
here with flair. Jackson is one of the busiest actors in the business today, and
for a good reason, he can draw in an audience and hold us there. He commands the
screen whether he is something grave or just having fun. Julianna Margulies is
best known as the head nurse on the long running television drama ER. Here she
is feisty, smart and ready for anything. One thing that some may find
disappointing is they writers seem to have to explain how a flight attendant can
be so intelligent by making her character a law school student.
One downside of this film involved the marketing stragery, the clip of snakes
attacking a cabin full of passengers flooded all facets of the media. It was the
epitome of media overload with commercial tie ins on everything from tee-shirts
to viral videos to contests. Don’t hold this against the flick. Warner Brothers
have done an excellent job of bringing this soon to be classic midnight madness
flick to DVD. There is a full screen version but frankly, why bother, go for the
widescreen so you can see every crawling critter. The video is robust with a
great color balance. The Dolby 5.1 audio will fill the room. The channel
separation is far better than average; the rear speakers give a natural ambience
and the sub woofer springs to life at just the right moments. There is an audio
commentary track featuring director David Ellis and star Samuel L. Jackson. As
they comment on the film, it is easy to see that they never took this project
for more than it is. There is also a great selection of featurettes that detail
how the snakes where put on the plane using CGI and a real box full of
slithering creature, a nod usually given to the internet hype given with a
prominent feature movie. Rounding things out there is a music video. There is
nothing wrong with turning off the higher reasoning functions of the brain for a
little while to enjoy a flick like this. Invite some friends over, tap a keg and
order some pizza, a perfect weekend movie.