For those of us known as the baby boomer, growing up
in the fifties, there were certain aspects of our childhood that were far from
innocent and playful. On a regular basis the teachers would stop their class
plans and make us engage in emergency drills. We would either be herded into a
fallout shelter in the basement or told to duck for cover under our desks. Even
then I wondered how we would be safe from an H Bomb that could destroy the
entire city by hiding under a 8th of an inch pressboard desk. The
teachers were deadly serious about these drills. The communist menace of The
United Soviet Socialist Republic was very real. The cold war was in full swing
and the world was constantly on the brink of an all out nuclear war. After the
end of the cold war decades later these drills were eventually suspended and for
most of the population things could go back to normal. Then, with the constant
presence of domestic terrorism paranoia would once again raise its head in our
population. Some people have taken this to extremes buying property far away
from any urban centers. The build compounds that are extremely well stocked with
food, water and firearms to help as they wait for the big attack they are
certain is coming. Entertainment, particularly film and television always
follows trends like this closely. Any topic that can invoke a degree of fear in
the audience is perfect as a plot for a movie. In the film ‘This is Not a Test’
the fear at hand is the more current terrorist threat. This does offer a more
diverse menace than the big bombs of the fifties with chemical, biological and
tactical nuclear weapons somewhere out there. The film does have some technical
problems but all things considered it is a solid work that is entertaining. The
budget was reported to be only a million dollars; absolutely nothing near the
scope of even most modest independent flicks. This sum would not provide meals
on a regular Hollywood movie set. The film maker, Chris Angel, does very well
wit the limited resources that were at his disposal. The movie will resonate
differently for those of us that remember the fifties and those that are mode
modern in their vantage point. Like many Indies it made the usual film festival
rounds and is currently available on DVD through Imager Home Entertainment.
Serving in multiple capacities as producer, writer and
director for this movie is Chris Angel. Please, do not confuse this man with the
somewhat famous street magician; that one spells his first name ‘Chriss’. This
Chris Angle has an interesting background that does appear to work with the
story premise presented here. He has extensive experience in the field of
editing; mostly with documentaries and behind the scenes features. He also
directed the third and forth installments of the ‘Wishmaster’ horror flick
franchise. The basic premise is strong. The fear of terrorism is so prevalent
around the world that many politicians have been elected on platforms that
promise peace and security. The United States government mentioned in one of
their many terrorist bulletins that in case of a terrorist chemical or gas
attack you should seal your doors and windows with duct tape. It was only a
matter of days that hardware stores where sold out of the product as people
swooped in to gather as much duct tape as possible. The point here is although
the fears the main character experiences are exaggerated for comic and dramatic
purposes the foundation of people with an extreme reaction to these threats are
all too real. This is something that the audience can connect to on an emotional
level. Most of us have had thoughts about the possibilities of the worse case
scenario coming to pass and wonder how we can protect our families in such under
those circumstances.
The film opens with one of the motivating factors for
our protagonist; a montage of notable political figures on television speaking
about the impending terrorist threat. If people making the decisions for this
country like President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and Senator
Hillary Clinton are telling us we are not safe it is only reasonable to believe
them. As the rapid fire images continue with a mushroom cloud, the results of
terrorist attacks and President Bush on vacation we hear the voice of Tom Arnold
stating we are not safe and it seems that no one is doing anything about it to
actually protect us. Arnold poses the question of what is a normal American to
do as we see a shot of Carl (Hill Harper). Carl and his wife Viv (Robinne Lee)
are trying to start a family and it is only natural to think about what kind of
world we are bringing children into. He also cares about the ecology enough to
wear a recycle tee shirt. Carl is watching TV with Viv when an announcement is
made that the terrorist alert has been raised to the highest level, red. They
both stare with concern at the set. Angel has already employed two techniques he
has learned in his previous experience; grabbing the audience early from
directing horror flicks and the use of real life images from documentaries. This
serves to peak the interest of the audience early and allow it to start to
connect to Carl and understand him. He awakens from a nightmare as Viv is taking
her temperature to determine her peak fertile time. Viv is all excited over the
prospect of getting pregnant. She gives vitamins to Carl and research maternity
leave for city employees. As Carl points out she isn’t one yet but she is
working on the campaign of a promising politician. This is a young urban couple
are trying to make a difference in the world. This provides a little more
insight into Carl and his overwhelming need to protect his family.
Soon Carl meets up with actor Tom Arnold. After a
little discussion Carl becomes convinced that he has to go to extremely measures
to ensure his family will survive a nuclear attack by terrorist. He reaction
starts off slowly at first but all too soon becomes an all consuming obsession
for Carl. Everything in his life is targeted at survival. It should come as no
surprise that is recent behavior places an incredible strain on his relationship
with Viv and ever other aspect of his life. He begins to construct a bomb
shelter and stock it with provisions causing Viv to worry about the sanity of
her husband..
The film is solid enough to entertain as both a comedy
and drama. While you can laugh at some of the extremes that Carl goes to there
is always the nagging feeling that he might just be on to something. This script
could have easily worked fifty years ago at in some ways it goes to show that
the expression that ‘all that is old will be new again’ is true. The source of
the fear may have changed from communist to terrorists but the fear they
generation is real and that is what makes this film interesting.