I’ve always enjoy a good time travel flick. The thought of being able to travel
into the past seems almost universally appealing. If the story is amusing you
can even ignore the inevitable paradoxes that are present in this genre. With
Timeline there is just too little to work with to realistically hold the
attention of the audience. A group of scientist trying to invent a teleportation
device find that their machine’s fields intersect a worm hole and form a portal
back to medieval France, during an archeological dig evidence if found to
confirm that time travel has at last been made real. Professor Johnston (Billy
Connolly) is the lamented scientist trapped in the past. While the novel penned
by Michael Crichton gave the rescue team 37 hours to retrieve the blustery
professor, the time here is reduced to only six hours. I wonder if this is what
Einstein had in mind with the variable time of relativity. Sent to recover
Johnston are the bewildered son Chris (Paul Walker), beautiful archaeologist
Kate (Frances O'Connor), the out of place medievalist Marek (Gerard Butler) and
the requisite sword fodder marines.
Of course as soon as they translate to the olden days they try to fit in.
Confident that their centuries of knowledge will make this mission a cake walk
they set out to storm the castle and rescue the elder Johnston. To save his own
skin Johnston is already plotting to give the French the dreaded Greek fire, the
weapon of mass destruction for the 14th century. What could have been
a nice flick about the clash of cultures turns into an almost mindless mélange
of archetypical studio genres including the ever popular corporate greed as the
true villain. The dialogue tries in vain to cover the blaring plot holes, why
there is only a six hour window to achieve the rescue for example. The
pseudo-scientific talk is even more forced than the worse science fiction out
there. The plot is further muddied by the inclusion of the romantic triangle
between Marek, Kate and the medieval Lady Claire (Anna Friel). In order for a
film like this to work there has to be a consistent world created to support the
action. Here, there was far too little to hold on to, to assist in the required
suspension of belief. While some of the battle scenes where enjoyable it takes a
lot more to satisfy the customer now. After seeing such modern epics like the
Lord of the Rings trilogy where action was seamlessly incorporated into a real,
emotionally satisfying story, this tale falls flat.
If a story is weak incredible performances can save the movie. Unfortunately,
here the acting for the most part fails to deliver. The one shining save is the
presentation of Billy Connolly as the trapped professor. He is one of those
actors that never make the Holy Grail A-List but who consistently deliver. I’ve
personally enjoyed almost everything he has done, from television to small roles
in films. Here he adds a little spark to a bleak excuse for a thriller. Paul
Walker is part of the surfer dude school of acting, too far removed from the
character he is charged with to sell his performance. While Friel usually can
sell a smoldering sensuality here this is little to no chemistry with her
romantic co-stars. Perhaps if the casting director went to a few Renaissance
festivals some more believable performances could have been elicited. The cast
for the most part are as lost in the story as the characters are in time.
You would think that the combination of a novel by Michael Crichton and
direction by Richard Donner would produce more in the way of quality. After all
Crichton has been behind Jurassic Park, E.R. and Coma. Donner has an established
resume that includes such action flicks as the Lethal Weapons series, Superman
and even took on this time period with Ladyhawke. With such established talent
behind the scenes I truly expected more than was delivered. The staging was
simply put wrong, there was either too much to take in or too little to connect
with. The actors where permitted to drift almost aimlessly through the
production. The sets made me feel like I was dining in one of those jousting
theme restaurants, they made me long for the realism of Monty Python. This film
would have done better if presented on an anthology series on the Sci-Fi channel
than as a feature length movie. There were too many chances to go off track. I
won’t hold this against these talented men; everyone deserves a miss now and
again. Consider this one such flick. Perhaps investing in a screen writer with a
bit more experience would have helped. What was provided by Jeff Maguire had
little resemblance to the novel. Maguire has too little listed experience in
screen plays to pull this off realistically.
The DVD was a bit over done. For one thing the musical score often
overpowered the dialogue. Come to think of this with this film this may be a
blessing in disguise. The battle scenes boom out with the Dolby 5.1 audio,
shaking the room. The anamorphic 1.85:1 video was a bit off with the color
palette, the colors where pushed too much. What was most likely done for effect
turns out to distract. On the up side the picture was free of defects, unlike
the film itself. For extras there is a three part documentary called Journey
Through Timeline. Personally I found it only marginally entertaining. It was too
long with details that after viewing the film really didn’t concern me. There is
also the inclusion of a couple of trailers and an art direction featurette. None
of the extra material can make up for a film that lacks overall interest. Like
so many films now there was potential here. This could have been more
entertaining if the screen play was given a tighter, more streamlined treatment.
It seems that every other film now includes epic battles scenes, the producers
have to remember that it take more to pull in the audience.
Posted 3/29/04