Remember those math word problems we all had as a kid? Well here’s one for
you. If a train carrying Aeron Flux leaves LA at 100 mph and on the same track
another train with Selene from Underwold leaves New York heading west at 120
mph, what happens when they crash together? The answer is Ultraviolet. This film
is not a simple merger of the aforementioned flicks, they where rammed together
to create this one. We get a futuristic city run by a militaristic, repressive
government and a beautiful young woman trained to kill looking to bring it down.
In the particular case the feisty young woman in question is Violet Song jat
Shariff (Milla Jovovich). Like a growing part of the population she was been
infected with HPV, HemoPhagic, called Hemophages. Virus which has a list of
unusual symptoms and side effects. The virus confers on its victim incredible,
almost super human strength, speed and agility. Many infected with HPV also
demonstrate heighten senses and greatly enhanced intelligence as well as very
rapid healing. On the down side they do become photophobic, extremely sensitive
to light. There is also the little matter that the life span of a person
infected is about twelve years. They also have calcium deposits on their teeth
that give the appearance of fangs. It turns out that the virus was genetically
engineered by the U.S. Government using a rare pathogen that allegedly was the
basis for all the stories about vampires. The original purpose was typical
enough, build an army of super human soldiers. If the government thinks they are
having a difficult time meeting recruitment quotas now just add the slogan
‘We’ll make you a super hero but you’ll die in a dozen years.’
Because the government is set on persecuting and hunting down the Hemophages
they have little recourse but to form an underground of sorts. Violet is under
the command of Nerva (Sebastien Andrieu) and ordered to retrieve a weapon vital
to the conflict. After taking on a small army Violet discovers that the weapon
in question is actually a little boy, Six (Cameron Bright). The boy has certain
‘special attributes’ that has both sides killing everything in sight to get him
back. His blood has antigen that can prove to be the cure for HVP. Every
gorgeous super hero needs a vile arch-nemesis and for Violet he comes in the
persona of Vice Cardinal Daxus (Nick Chinlund). While the details are not really
too evident he seems to head up the military arm of the Food and Drug
Administration. I used to work for the FDA as a teen and never saw anyone with
guns. There were a lot of white lab coats but no guns insight. The forces that
Daxus sends after Violet leave a lot to be desired. They appear to have no real
combat skills are a much too easy for our lithe heroine. Of course, to be fair
here, Violet not only has her virus induced marital arts skills but a plethora
of futuristic devices to help out. There is dimensional compression which allows
you to hide a small armory in a bracelet. A long sword can pop out of a little
band, even more impressive that how McCloud from the Highlander series pulling a
sword from his tight outfits. Then there is gravity leveling, a device that
redirects gravity to allow her to fight while standing on walls or even the
ceiling. There are also some pretty good hybrid weapons such as an automatic gun
with a sword, sort of a futuristic bayonet. It’s corny but kind of cool.
The theatrical version of the film was apparently heavily cut to bring it
down from the dreaded ‘R’ to a more family friendly PG-13. This completely
destroyed any hopes of the story having any continuity. The unrated version
presented on the DVD does hold together a bit better. The plot, what there is of
one, has been done better in other films. The X-Men series is an intelligent
examination of a government bent on registering or, more recently, curing human
mutations. With this film the conflict between the resistance and the government
is not played for emotional impact. Instead it is just the setting for one CGI
battle after another. While a plot is often not necessary for an action flick
having one would have held the film together better. These battles are
repetitive; it seems that the fights are on a loop that is almost randomly
spliced into the film. The writers do try to soften the bridges between the
action sequences with a little story of how Violet becomes attached to Six.
Again, this has been done before and done far better. If it was played as a
reversal of Leon (or the Professional here in America), with the woman killer
teaching a young boy to survive, some interest may be generated. Writer/director
Kurt Wimmer has stated that he was influenced by John Cassavetes’ 1980 classic,
Gloria. I have been a fan of Mr. Cassavetes for many years and you sir are no
Cassavetes. The relationships between Violet and Six comes no where close to the
emotional bound form by Gloria and Phil.
One thing this film does have working for it is the cast. While Milla
Jovovich basically portrayed the same character in a much better way in the
Fifth Element, here she shows that the intervening years has not diminished her
ability to kick butt in an action flick. Like her other role Ms Jovovich dons
wears little with the exception of her brightly colored wigs. While she has
demonstrated talent as an actress here she is relegated to being a video game
character. Men can try to make a case that her role shows female empowerment so
they can watch the movie in front of their wives or girlfriends but guys, the
ladies are not stupid, they know we are they to check out Milla’s incredibly
agile body. In Fifth Element at least she was able to show she has a natural
sense of humor, something this film was in dire need of having. Nick Chinlund
may chew at the scenery as Daxus but he actually works as an over the top
villain. There is a little irony here that his character is more germ phobic
than Howard Hughes but he brings it to a new level with little touches like
having his gloves tailored to match his suits. Young Cameron Bright seems to be
starting his career being type cast as either a mutant or a clone. (He’s in the
new X-Men and was in Godsend.) He has the unemotional stare down to an art form.
Most men would envy the little tike considering the leading ladies he has been
opposite. One notable performance is given by William Fichtner. He manages to
emote despite the script and as usual, is fun to watch.
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment is offering this film is several versions.
There is the basic PG-13 theatrical release as well as an unrated version.
Considering the PG-13 version is hacked to more pieces than a villain in the
flick do yourself a favor and go with the unrated variation. The price different
is about a dollar list price so this should be a no-brainer. For about $7 more
Sony also has bother versions packed with Resident Evil. For that price the two
films are a great buy. Typical of most Sony DVD releases the technical
specifications are top notch. The anamorphic video is brilliant. The color
balance is realistic with excellent contrast. The Dolby 5.1 audio will fill the
room during the many fight sequences. This is another action flick that is good
for a beer and pizza gathering on a rainy summer day.
Posted 5/21/06