the <decade> shows that proliferated on VH1. Admittedly a young, attractive
female comedienne is different enough to initially catch a guy’s attention but
it was her quick, acerbic style that held my attention. Her humor is on the
risqué side so that it was better to catch this performance of Comedy Central in
the wee hours of the night when their censor is asleep. Of course this issue is
entirely moot in a discussion of the uncensored DVD. She is the perfect blend of
beauty and intelligence modeling while in Junior and senior high school
eventually grading magna cum laude from the University of Pennsylvania earning a
degree in communications. After the E!/VH1 work she was featured in Punk’d and
several Comedy Central Roast. That is where television audiences could finally
get s glimpse of her talent. Much of her comedy is in the delivery; someone who
could still pass for a model coming out with the most outrageous observations
with language that would shock the saltiest of men. This is a vast difference
between the one liners and quips that the basic comedy faire requires and
holding on to an audience for almost an hour. While not quite there yet the
delightful Ms Cummings is well on her way.
It doesn’t take Cummings long to drop the first ‘F’ bomb. It arrives in the
second sentence of her act. While she follows the general rule of thumb of
peppering such language liberally enough to make You-Tube clips fun but
broadcast play come off as Morse code of bleeps much of her comedy does offer
something to ponder. The dominant theme of this act is a favorite especially
with comediennes; the differences inherent between men and women. She knows the
guys are watching the second she walked out in stage so Cummings defuses any
potential dislike from the ladies with a self depreciating comment about the
over use of her make-up. Before the female laughter can wane she gets in a jab
at the former Mayor of Washington D.C. doing drugs moving straight into a jibe
that the magazine Cosmopolitan; a training manual for becoming a slut. She notes
that there are articles like instructions for turning on your guy; they’re guys
just take off a sox. Many of the punch lines here aster fundamentally based on
the axiomatic observation that men are driven by the possibility, no matter how
minuscule, that a woman would be willing to have sex with him. While this does
not make much of a case for my gender I do have to admit the woman has a point
and expresses her argument concisely. This one premises carries over into an
energetic rant ranging from sexual fetishes to role playing. She notes that in
most fantasies it’s the man in charge and dominant, her idea of dressing up as a
nurse is making you wait an hour then declining his insurance. When asked to
play the part of a stripper she reminded her guy she’s already emotionally
unavailable and willing to take his money.
Cummings is responsibly fair in her commentary on the never ending battle of
the sexes. She takes aim at her own gender with observations that women have a
special sort of crazy that makes it impossible for a man to ever win an
argument. This extends to such matters as going through her boyfriend’s cell
phone or finding another woman’s jewelry in his pocket. She has a fast pace that
hits the ground running and never slows down. It may not be for everybody but if
you like your comedy fast and on the mature side this is something to consider.